That’s not your kid’s toys

That’s not your kid’s toys

I remember the first time I went through security with a Hitachi wand and a male TSA security guard opened up my carry-on suitcase and asked “What is that device”? I asked back “Do you really want to know” when a second (this time female) security guard walked up, closed my suitcase and looked at the other guard, and said “It’s OK, let ‘em through” and then gave me a wink.

Instead of being embarrassed, I started to always carry sex toys in my carry-ons, it always made inspections quick. I have seen more than one smile over the years in the TSA lines.

Toys have revolutionized the way people, especially women have sex. It gave orgasms to those who could not have an orgasm with simple penetration. It leveled the playing field and allowed more women to have a satisfied sex life.

A Little Toy History

It all started some tens of thousands of years BC when Neanderthals began carving rocks into phallic-like shapes. In the 1300’s people in China were inventing Ben Wahh Balls, cock rings and even double-sided dildos.

Did you know that the word “dildo” comes from the Italian word “dilett o” which means pleasure?  The word has come to describe phallic-shaped toys, used for sexual pleasure since the 1400’s. Even Shakespeare mentioned dildo’s in his play “A Winter’s Tale”.

In the 1800’s, women were treated for “hysteria” with intense genital stimulation, among other things. This took place until the 1950’s. Soon after (in the 60’s) the Japanese invented the first Hitachi wand for people having back problems. Well, let’s just say that they were used for other regions as well.

In the 70s, feminists like Betty Dodson started showing people how to use Hitachi wands on themselves in body sex workshops. Women were finally taking pleasure into their own hands (so to speak).

Later on, the explosion of porn on the internet also allowed sex toys to go mainstream and soon retail stores began selling directly to the public. Nowadays, stores like Hustler Hollywood sell everything from dildos to vibrators, restraints, fleshlights, sex dolls, lingerie, and more. We are lucky to have a Hustler Hollywood right across the street from Naughty N’awlins.

Note: They are giving everyone from our event a 25% discount by showing your convention badge.

Toys at Naughty

At Naughty N’awlins, we have not forgotten about toys, in fact, we now have a playroom on 2M that is dedicated to toys. We are adding a sex swing, for the first time in a few years as well as a selection of high-end motorized toys.

Swings have long been a favorite at Naughty Events because they allow for very comfortable positions.

We will have a MotorBunny, a Sybian and some Hitachi wands. It is a popular room where you can try out these toys to see if you might want one yourself.

Note: We take hygiene seriously, so all toys will require condoms when used and they will be changed for each person.

MotorBunny versus the Sybian

The MotorBunny and the Sybian are two incredible machines, and while they aren’t cheap, they are very effective. We have had many different couples try out these machines and went on to buy them for themselves. Now attendees bring them to our events and set them up in their rooms to give “free rides” to people at the event.

We are always asked which is the best. And the answer is…

It depends.

Some like one and some like the other. Come on in and try them both out and decide for yourself. Even if you don’t try them both out, you can enjoy watching people use them, as it’s an intense and incredible experience.

Note: Please be quiet in this room. Loud noise or talking can seriously distract people that are trying to enjoy these devices, so please show respect and be quiet in all of the playrooms.

Toys in Today’s Culture

Luckily for us, today’s toys are not made of stone or wood, they are made of high-quality silicone and materials that give a little and are much more effective at delivering pleasure. With electrical machines and vibrators, women can now have intense orgasms no matter how great (or not so great) sex with another partner might be.

We hope to see you in our special toy room. You won’t find any toys for your kids, but you will see a lot of happy ladies playing with toys.