
Naughty Thailand
NOVEMBER 14-24, 2026
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Get Naughty with us in Thailand
Join us on a special, once-in-a-lifetime 12-day Tour of this magical country. Thailand is a beautiful country with plenty of experiences that appeal to everyone, and it's even better on a Naughty Vacation. A Thailand vacation can include anything from ethical animal encounters to big-city shopping, modern and historic architecture, amazing food, and the friendliest people on earth (it's not called the "Land of Smiles" for nothing). Plus, it’s cost-effective, meaning that it’s not only beautiful but also affordable.
We have hosted various Naughty Tours to places like Peru, Machu Picchu, and the Netherlands, including tours of Amsterdam's red light district and visits to many swing clubs. We have also done tours of Thailand in the past, and we can't wait to bring a bunch of our Naughty Members to this magical country and show you all the things that have made Thailand the number one tourist destination in 2024.
Note: Our tour will start the day after the cruise is over for those going on the Desire Cruise from Singapore to Bangkok, Thailand. Just depart the ship and get the transfer to Bangkok. We will help you get into our hotel so you will be ready to start your Thailand tour!
This tour is for adult couples and a few select singles only. We will start in the modern city of Bangkok and then head north to the amazing historical centers of Ayutthaya and Sukhothai, the birthplace of the Thai nation. We will keep heading north to Chaing Rai and the Golden Triangle before finishing up in Chiang Mai. This truly magical city is very different from Bangkok and a great destination.
The cost for the tour is $2,699 per person. We are limited to a total of only 34 people (17 couples), so book fast, as we expect this to sell out well in advance.
A limited amount (4) of singles can come, but they have to pay a single supplement of $600 for a total of $3,299 to stay in a room by themselves, or they can bring a friend for a lower price per person.
PACKAGE INCLUDES:
• Intra-flight Chiang Mai-Bangkok
• 11 nights First Class accommodations
◦ 3 nights Bangkok
◦ 1 night Ayutthaya
◦ 1 night Sukhothai
◦ 2 nights Chiang Rai
◦ 3 nights Chiang Mai
◦ 1 night Bangkok
• Hotel taxes, fees & service charges
• Hotel porterage
• All transfers included only with airfare purchase on package arrival & departure dates†
• 18 meals: 11 breakfasts, 3 lunches, 4 dinners
• Sightseeing per itinerary in modern air-conditioned motor coach
• Services of English-speaking tour manager throughout
• Entrance fees per itinerary
• Comfortable wireless earphones for enhanced touring
Not Included:
International Air, Optional tours and gratuities.
We will have an optional add-on tour to Phuket
To add on this optional extension, there is an additional $750 per person that includes the following:
All intra-flights: Chiang Mai-Phuket & Phuket-Bangkok
3 nights Phuket
4 meals: 3 breakfasts, 1 dinner
Naughty Thailand Tour Itinerary
DAY 1, Saturday - Arrive in Bangkok
Today is the day the tour kicks off with your arrival to Bangkok by plane, or maybe you were on the Desire Cruise and you arrived in Thailand yesterday or maybe you came in early to spend a few days signtseeing, either way, today is the day we get started.
We will have a Meet & Greet so you can meet everyone on the tour as well as the Tour Manager and Naughty Hosts. The rest of the day is at leisure to rest (in case you just flew in), relax and acclimate to the new time zone. If you have been here for a few days and you feel up for an adventure, your Naughty hosts will have some options for you to explore Bangkok and can help you find great shopping, places to eat and a few ideas that will have you enjoying the splendor of Bangkok.
Overnight: Bangkok
DAY 2, Sunday - Bangkok City Tour
Begin your day with a city and temple tour of Bangkok, a fascinating mix of ancient and modern. Drive through Chinatown and then on to the colorful Indian Market. Visit serene Wat Po, the oldest and largest temple in the city, with the astonishing giant Reclining Buddha, over 150 feet long and almost 50 feet high. Drive to Royal Avenue where most of the Government offices are located and the King's Palace. Later in the afternoon, attend another Meet & Greet with your Tour Manager and hosts at approximately 5 PM, followed by a light dinner.
At 8 pm, we will have a walking tour of Soi Cowboy, one of Bangkok's famous Red Light Districts to show you the Naughty side of Thailand. We will explain how everything works and we will end up at a bar with a band and great music.
Overnight: Bangkok
Meals: Breakfast, Dinner
DAY 3, Monday - Full Day in Bangkok
Today is yours to explore Bangkok independently. Or take the optional tour to the elaborate 18th century Grand Palace, symbol and ceremonial heart of the kingdom, and to Wat Phra Kaew, (Temple of the Emerald Buddha), with its brightly colored buildings, golden spires and gorgeous mosaics. You'll see the distinct contrast in style between the Thai-inspired Wat Phra Kaew and the European design of the Grand Palace. In the afternoon, embark on the optional canal tour along the Chao Phraya River passing by Wat Arun and other iconic landmarks as well as a scenic view of local life along the river. Then travel on a tuk-tuk to dinner at a local restaurant before returning to your hotel.
At 8 pm, we will have a walking tour of Soi Cowboy, one of Bangkok's famous Red Light Districts to show you the Naughty side of Thailand. We will explain how everything works and we will end up at a bar with a band and great music.
Overnight: Bangkok
Meals: Breakfast, Dinner
DAY 3, Monday - Full Day in Bangkok
Today is yours to explore Bangkok independently. Or take the optional tour to the elaborate 18th century Grand Palace, symbol and ceremonial heart of the kingdom, and to Wat Phra Kaew, (Temple of the Emerald Buddha), with its brightly colored buildings, golden spires and gorgeous mosaics. You'll see the distinct contrast in style between the Thai-inspired Wat Phra Kaew and the European design of the Grand Palace. In the afternoon, embark on the optional canal tour along the Chao Phraya River passing by Wat Arun and other iconic landmarks as well as a scenic view of local life along the river. Then travel on a tuk-tuk to dinner at a local restaurant before returning to your hotel.
We will have a night time tour to more clubs and another Red Light District for those who want to see more of Bangkok.
Optional: Half Day Grand Palace & Emerald Buddha (AM)
Optional: Bangkok Canal Tour with Dinner (PM)
Overnight: Bangkok
Meals: Breakfast
DAY 4, Tuesday - Travel to Ayutthaya, Ayutthaya City Tour
Depart Bangkok to Ayutthaya, the second Siamese capital after Sukhothai for over 400 years, once glorified as one of the largest cities in Southeast Asia. Ayutthaya Historical Park, designated a UNESCO World Heritage Site, lies in the center of the city. Here, you can see the ruins of the former capital and its remaining palaces, monasteries, and towers.
Visit Bang Pa-In Palace, a collection of beautiful buildings in various architectural styles, surrounded by a lake. Originally built by King Prasat Thong in 1632, Bang Pa-In served as the Royal Summer Palace for the Thai kings. Continue to the Chai Wattanaram Temple, built by King Prasat Thong to honor his mother, conceived as a replica of the Angkor Temple.
Tonight will be an included group dinner at the hotel.
Overnight: Ayutthaya
Meals: Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner
DAY 5, Wednesday - Travel to Sukhothai, Sukhothai Historical Park
Travel to Sukhothai, birthplace of the Thai nation, founded in the 13th century by King Ramkhamhaeng. The country's first capital was established here in 1238 and lasted over two centuries. Sukhothai is world-famous its over 100 historical sites and treasures, including some of the most beautiful Thai art and architecture in the country, created during the city's "golden era," between the 13th and 14th centuries. Visit the Old Town of Sukhothai with its impressive Historical Park, immaculately restored and set among leafy hills and peaceful lotus ponds, designated a UNESCO World Heritage Site.
At this astonishing site, most of the remains of the original city can be seen. At this astonishing site, most of the remains of the original city can be seen. Marvel at the ancient Buddha figures, palaces, temples, and historical monuments. You will love the hotel (below) and will be walking distance to an amazing site for a special sunset surprise.
Overnight: Sukhothai
Meals: Breakfast
DAY 6, Thursday - Travel to Chiang Rai
This morning, time permitting, meet children at a local school* before departing Sukhothai. Then, travel to scenic Chiang Rai, the northernmost province of Thailand for overnight
*School visit is subject to changes due to school scheduling.
Overnight: Chiang Rai
Meals: Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner
DAY 7, Friday - Golden Triangle & Mekong Boat Ride
Today travel to the famed "Golden Triangle" at Sop Ruak, where the borders of Thailand, Myanmar, and Laos converge, and the Mekong River meets the Ruak River. Continue to the House of Opium, offering an informative exhibition on the history of opium which dates back almost 5000 years. This afternoon, enjoy a locally prepared lunch before embarking on a long tail boat ride along the banks of the Mekong River between Myanmar, Laos and Thailand where you will see local farmers and fishermen at their craft and learn more about how this river played a role in the opium trade. End the day with a stop at an old teak forest and view centuries old giant teak trees before returning to Chiang Rai for the evening for a special party in our two-bedroom suite.
Overnight: Chiang Rai
Meals: Breakfast, Lunch
DAY 8, Saturday - Travel to Chiang Mai
Morning is at leisure when you have an opportunity to join the optional excursion to Mae Chan, still inhabited by hill people, namely the Akha, Long Neck and Palong tribes. Visit one of the tribes to see their unique way of life and learn more about their culture before driving to Chiang Mai, ancient capital of the Lanna Kingdom.
En route, stop at a local gem gallery before arriving in Chiang Mai, cultural heart of Northern Thailand, located in the rolling foothills of the Himalayas. Spend the rest of the afternoon at leisure.
Optional: Half Day Mae Chan Hill Tribe Village (AM)
Overnight: Chiang Mai
Meals: Breakfast
DAY 9, Sunday - Full Day in Chiang Mai
Morning is at leisure to explore this vibrant city independently or, join the Elephant Sanctuary with lunch optional tour. Get introduced to this ethical program that offers a chance to meet the elephants and spend quality time with these majestic animals (no riding is included).
Observe their playful interactions, bathing rituals, and feeding sessions. Have lunch before returning to your hotel. In the afternoon, visit Sankampang Street, center of handicrafts, for on-site demonstrations on how the silk, lacquer, and silver wares are made. At the end of the day, pamper yourself with an optional Thai massage
Optional: Elephant Sanctuary with lunch (AM)
Optional: Traditional Thai Massage
Overnight: Chiang Mai
Meals: Breakfast
DAY 10, Monday - Chiang Mai City & Temples Tour, Dinner at Private Home
Morning tour of the most interesting temples in Chiang Mai. Begin at Wat Suan Dok, where the remains of the Chiang Mai Royal family are enshrined. Continue to Wat Phrathat Doi Suthep, Northern Thailand's most sacred temple, containing a holy relic of Lord Buddha. Equally impressive is the mythological Naga (dragon-headed serpent) staircase, with 306 steps leading up to the temple grounds. Visit to a local jade factory, followed by an afternoon at leisure to wander independently in Chiang Mai. Tonight, a unique experience. Join a local Chiang Mai family for an authentic Thai dinner in their home. Enjoy a tour of the home, conversation about life in Chiang Mai and savor the great flavors of home-cooked food.
Overnight: Chiang Mai
Meals: Breakfast, Dinner
DAY 11, Tuesday - Flight to Bangkok
Depart Chiang Mai this morning on your flight to Bangkok; arrive and transfer to your hotel. The remainder of the day is at leisure to enjoy all the delights of Bangkok on your own. Shop to your heart's content, visit to the many amazing markets, and try some of the fabulous restaurants in this energetic city.
DAY 12, Wednesday - Depart Thailand
Transfer to the airport for your departure flight
Meals: Breakfast
We end on a high note with a fabulous Cabaret Show that is one of the most famous in Thailand and a show stopper for over 30 years: Calypso Bangkok. Talented ladyboy performers in glittering costumes treat the audience to a variety of different musical tunes accompanied by dance performances that take inspiration from Las Vegas, Korea, and Thailand.
Overnight: Bangkok
Meals: Breakfast
We also have an optional post-tour to Phuket
for those who aren't ready to go home yet.
DAY 11, Tuesday - Flight to Phuket
Depart Chiang Mai this morning on your flight to Phuket, the largest island in Thailand. Upon arrival, transfer to your hotel. The rest of the evening is at leisure to begin your exploration of this "paradise on earth" with its world-class beaches and chic jet-set atmosphere. Tonight, we will have a tour of Patong's Walking street also known as Bangla Road.
Overnight: Phuket
Meals: Breakfast
DAY 12, Wednesday - Full Day in Phuket
Today is yours to just relax, rejuvenate and enjoy the beautiful surroundings. There is plenty to do and much to see in Phuket, you can relax on the sandy beaches, go shopping or enjoy a spa day.
We highly recommend the full day optional excursion to Phang Nga Bay (above) and Lawa Island by Cruiser with lunch. Travel through mangrove jungles and limestone peaks, where cliffs rise vertically from the sea. Stop at Phang Nga Bay, one of the most unusual and beautiful coastal locations in the world and Lawa Island with its pristine white sand beaches before returning to Phuket
Optional: Full Day Phang Nga Bay and Lawa Island by Cruiser with lunch
Overnight: Phuket
Meals: Breakfast
DAY 13, Thursday - Full Day in Phuket
Full day at leisure to explore Phuket independently. Spend time in Patong, the island's most famous beach resort. Watch the trendsetters coming in droves to the many restaurants, boutiques and luxurious spas. Or, travel by speedboat on the optional full day excursion to the magnificent Phi Phi Islands. There'll be time to snorkel in the crystal-clear waters, watch the fantastic colorful marine life, and spot the monkeys at Monkey Beach. Enjoy swimming, or sunbathing on the beach before returning to your hotel. On your last night in Phuket, enjoy the island's non-stop entertainment scene, at a choice of bars, clubs with live music and fabulous cabaret shows.
Optional: Full Day Phi Phi & Bamboo Islands by Speedboat with lunch
Overnight: Phuket
Meals: Breakfast
DAY 14, Friday - Flight to Bangkok
Depart Phuket this afternoon by flight to Bangkok. Spend your last day in Thailand at leisure in Bangkok revisiting some of the city's fantastic sights, or shop to your heart's content for souvenirs and treasures at the city's many markets, boutiques and choice of different shops. Tonight, bid a fond farewell to your Tour Manager during dinner, and share memories of your adventure in Thailand.
Overnight: Bangkok
Meals: Breakfast, Dinner
DAY 15, Saturday - Depart Thailand
Transfer to the airport for your departure flight
Meals: Breakfast