Say Hello to the hi©Massager

We had the pleasure of attending the latest Couples Xcape in Houston Texas back in May for a complete hotel takeover event. This event was really buzzing and we found out why: The hi ® Massager was in town and the ladies were lining up to try it out.

 Tess’ favorite toy has always been the Hitachi, aka the “Magic Wand”. It was the strongest vibrator she had ever used and we have used it many times and have always had great feedback about the massager.

 Then we tried the hi ® Massager and we realized that if the Hitachi wand was the Cadillac of vibrators, then the hi ̇© Massager was the Rolls Royce. This thing was WAY more powerful than a Hitachi wand or any other vibrator I’ve experienced. Besides a strong vibration, two of the heads pulsate, creating an even more intense experience.

This device is so strong, that the women that tried it out could use the device fully clothed and still were brought to very quick and intense orgasms. Even with women wearing jeans.

 The great thing about this personal massager is that you can set the speed with seven different levels, giving you exactly the speed you prefer. Women have different needs and desires, so it is very important to have a device that can turn up or down as she needs.

I had heard about this device for a little while, but I had never seen one in person. When I saw that there was a class on the use of the device, I figured that this was a great time to check it out. I wasn’t disappointed. When the class was over, the inventors of the device (Dr. Steve and Wendy McGough) invited us up to hold the device and try different speeds. My first impression was that this was a very well-made machine. It has weight to it and it feels solid. The vibrations and pulsing were smooth and powerful.

 I asked a few questions and he asked if I wanted to try it on someone. Well, I was a little caught off guard and didn’t know who to ask when Angie (from the “Average Swingers” podcast volunteered. Well, how could I say no to Angie (I’m a BIG fan)?

She laid down on her back and Dr. Steve talked me through a few things about positioning, how you needed to place the top pulser above the pubic bone and the second one on top of her clitoris. He suggested pushing the lower blue vibrating extension against her vulva in a pulsing manner and I complied. I looked at Angie to try to get some feedback and she supplied me with plenty of visual clues. In fact, you can probably tell in the photo to the right, in a picture that went viral for a minute on FaceBook (thanks Jay for being such a great photographer).

 Anyway, after an initial decision to try to hold back, Angie finally let go and let herself orgasm in a very beautiful way. This machine really works. I was so impressed, I invited the inventors of the hi ® Massager to come and present a couple of classes at that year’s Naughty in N’awlins.

 They don’t do an hour long commercial about this device, they are clinical sexologists that will train you on multiple ways to use it but also ways to enhance your own sexuality and tips on a variety of subjects. They are excellent teachers and great people. Their invention is going to make a lot of women (and men) happy.

The best part is that it is a wonderful back massager and a non-sexual tool that has helped us survive hikes in Yosemite and everyday pains and strains. I use it way more often than any other “massager” I have ever owned.

 Trust me (and Angie) that this device is a real game changer.